For $125,000 in Branson I can get 2,200 sq. ft AND 2 acres, For 125K in So. Cal I can get the back side of a bus bench with a tarp and sleeping bag. Cooler and cooking device are on my own. Also, there’s no lock or anything so some other homeless guy may claim it if I try to go to work. Then we have to Bum Fight for the shelter.
I’m not encouraging these scammers in any way, but if they would only spend a few bucks to hire an English speaking freelance writer to properly craft an engaging email with a clear and compelling call to action, these guys could at least triple their return on their scam.
One thing led to another and the next thing I know, I woke up with the spoon on the edge of the bed and the empty peanut butter jar on the nightstand. I have no recollection of how the spoon got on the bed nor of eating that much peanut butter. Oh well.
“That purple beard looks stupid,” said one of my young hockey players.” “Are you kidding?” Her brother replied. “That thing’s badass!” I looked down at the little girl and said, “He’s right,” and turned to her brother and said, “You’re ten. Don’t say, ‘badass’.” Yeah, I’m a fifty-one-year-old guy with a purple goatee, or as I prefer to refer to it, the Chin Weasel. I’ve had it eight months now and honestly, the only negative comment I received (out…
She was in the GATE class from second grade until we moved to Toronto in sixth grade and on the first day of second grade with a (totally hot) new teacher she popped off with a classic line. The teacher said, “D.Q. can you please take your seat?” My little angel looked up from the book she was reading and replied, “That’s OK. I’m good.” Nice.