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California License Plate belonging to a criminal

The Unsophisticated Criminal

I’m not saying this particular criminal was a tweaker, but the deputy who came out to take the report certainly did.  Three times.  He even used the “F” word.   We’re keeping the backstory to a minimum today folks because I don’t feel like rambling and I just want to get to the funny parts about an (allegedly) tweaking criminal ASAP.   Yesterday, on my front car seat, were my front and back personalized plates from California along with the packaging for…

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My First Bra

All I know is that most stores have an aisle full of pads and things that I have a general understanding of, but don’t ask me why a maxi pad needs wings because I have no friggin clue! They’re not supposed to fly, are they?

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